Saturday, November 13, 2010

3 can keep a secret, If 2 are dead.

Are secrets tempting or what?
I mean if somebody tells you they have a secret something happens in you human brain that makes it so hard to not know. You can't resist it.
I mean through out the entire world their must be a billion of them.
The most un-resistible secrets are the ones you know are about you, you would just die to know. You tell the person you PROMISE you won't ever tell and when that fails, you beg them until you can't take it anymore.
If they still won't budge a bit, I bet you start to look angry at them and won't pay any attention.
When you actually have a secret you feel like sharing it dont you?
But if you share it, is it really still a secret?
Secrets bug me more than anything.
But if you have a secret you don't want to share to the world, share it to me! Kidding.
Just remember that three can keep a secret if two are dead.
And no, don't go around telling people and soon after killing them.
That is, unless you want to spend the next few years in your life in a place with free food...
Prison! (not good thing).

A new creation. Bug Farm!

Why don't we...
Were sitting on the deck bored to death wishing we had something to do.
Then suddenly Sean shouts out " Let's do a bug farm!"
We get a jar about three times smaller than a jam jar and start filling it with sand rocks and leaves. The life of the jar didn't last very long though I kicked it over and it broke. So may it rest in peace, amen.
Eventually we found a case and we did the same thing.
Decorating it with sand and all was pretty fun.
We wore gloves at all times as we dig into the depths of the ground.
There were lots of weird creatures, big, small, slim, fat.
Some we saw were so disgusting, we dare not touch it.

We made miniture sized boats and floated these Roly-Poly Thingy magigys inside.
Ofcourse we let them go in the end because we're not cruel and partly because we have a chance of getting told of with adults.
Funny why some adults despise them when us kids fins them facinating.

(Scroll down and you'll be introduced to a very special man).

Supernatural Guru! Here to save man kind!

Are you ever feeling sad, angry or betrayed?
Then you need someone to up lift your spirits and put a smile on that face!
Why not let The supernatural guru do it for you?
Every week their will be a new saying.
What if you have a problem? Write it on the comment below and I will answer it on my next blog post or on the comments depending on your choice.
Staying anonymous is more than ok with me.


Saying for the time being:

                                     When the world says "Give up"
                                     Hope wispers "Try it one more time".

Friday, November 12, 2010

Stop hurting my brain! 5#

Little early for me to be back writing a new riddle right?
Guess I can't keep away from all these mind-twisting riddles.
Congrats to Aashay-Living Hard and loving life! You win...Drumroll.. Absolutely nothing unfortunately.

Last weeks riddles:
Easy: Nothing
Special hard joke: What do I do when you see someone extremely gorgeous?
I stare, I smile but when I get tired I put the mirror down.

Now I know your busting to hear the new riddle so here's a wish come true.
Easy: what's the longest sentence in life?
Hard: what goes up but never comes down?

Cheating isn't an option.
Bet you need luck for this one.
Remember kids to stay tunned !
Only place you can find brain twisting, mind twirling head spinnig riddles!

Easy Bait!

There we were,Leija and I taking the normal route home on a Friday Afternoon while eating fresh, juicy mandarins.
"Leija! Wait up!" Someebody calls from behind. It's a boy and apparently Leija's friend.
Not long after we learn that he's never walked home before which means he's a newbie.
The next thing we do isn't the nicest thing, but hey we love to have some fun!
He walks with us for a short period of time.
" Why are you spilling your water?" He asks Leija. I put my straight face on and I tell him it's a religion. Boy did he fall for the trap.
Next we tell him we are taking a bus to the mall,so he goes away and we take a short-cut. Remember he dosen't know anything, after all it's his first time walking home.
Once he was out of sight we bursted out laughing and believe me we could not stop.
Still not enough for us, so we hide in the bushes and Leija yells out his name.
He comes around and....... Aggggggggggggggggg!!!
We scared him out of his wits. He stares at us frozen.
Then the two of us call it a day and start laughing our hearts out all the way home.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

They creep me out! But mostly their WEIRD!

" Goodnight," I say to my mum as I snuggle downs to the warmths of my bed and squeeze my pillows which were as soft as a baby's bottom.
My head dropped, everything was pitch black, and I fell asleep. Well not exactly...
I stared into the darkness for awhile, wondering if a burguler would come in or if something under the bed came creeping up. Hate to admit it, but I'm still a teeny bit afraid of the dark. Basically that's when I fell asleep.
Only to be woken up again and find myself in... Candyland?
"Hey you!" I hear. " No not you the other one, you step aside!"
" You mean me?" I said. "Yeah you. Do you like candy?".
I stared at the guy, he was about the size of a pot with chubby cheeks and all.
Yet so bossy and demanding.
That's about when my dream ended.
Basically the only things I can remember too.
Dreams can be funny, weird or frightful. In the end though you basically forget everything.
Oh no, falling to sleep again.
What's your favourite dream?

Stop Hurting My Brain! 4#

Ladies! Welco... Opps. My Apologies.
What I mean't was, Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome back to Stop Hurting My Brain!

Here are last weeks brain-hurting mind-boggling answers:
Easy: Thoughts
Hard: He weighed meat because he works In a buchers shop.

Ready to hear your new ones? Next week the winners name will be mentioned.

Easy: Whats more powerful than god?
More evil than the devil.
The poor have it the rich need it.
If you eat it you will die.

Hard: What do you do when you see someone extremely gorgeous? (Actually a joke).
Best of luck!